Easy way to get Likes, share these… Hilarious Statuses for Facebook: A pretty face gets old, a nice body changes, but a good woman will always be a good woman. Next time you go on a roller coaster, take some spare bolts with you and tell the person in front of you “Dude, these came […]
Orca Chase, Wolf Puppy, and Cool Status Posts
Step your Facebook game up, share these… Cool Status Posts: PRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesn’t sell air. My daily routine: Wake up, be awesome, go back to sleep. Not sure about you, but when someone tells me I look familiar, I immediately start to panic. Just once, I want a […]
Cat Puts Baby to Sleep, Escape Attempt, & EPIC Statuses
These will get you more LIKEs, guaranteed… EPIC Status Updates: Cereal is an acceptable meal at all times of the day. Tuesdays feel like biting into a chocolate chip cookie only to find out it’s oatmeal raisin. That awkward moment when your friends are singing “happy birthday to you” and you don’t know where to […]
Kim Kardashian Crying Imitation
This girl NAILS it… [VIA: Imgur]
Dedicated Dog, Baby Sloth, & Cool Status Updates
Get more Facebook Likes, share these… Cool Status Updates That awkward moment when you remember something funny & start smiling like an idiot, & everyone stares at you wondering why you’re smiling. Arguing in sign language must be a workout. When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind […]
Dancing Cockatoo, Super Turtle, & Top Facebook Status Updates
Collected from this week on Facebook.. Top 20 Facebook Status Updates: I wish I could illegally download clothes. Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? Want to really creep somebody out? Go on facebook and like every single one of their photos. Some old people are driving vehicles right now and don’t even […]