Happy Memorial Day, share these… Memorial Day Status Posts: On Memorial Day for all who served, for all we’ve lost, for every family member of our military, Thank You. Happy Memorial Day! Thank you to everyone who has given their life for our freedom, and the ones who continue to do it EVERYDAY. Liberty is […]
Cat Ninja, Reindeer KitteHhh, and Weekend Status Updates
Make your weekend last, share these… Weekend Facebook Status Posts: That awkward moment when you have to stare at a text for five minutes in order to figure out how to reply. “I wish I knew how to quit you.” -Me, eating chips and salsa. The original Nintendo is proof that better graphics doesn’t mean […]
Baby Interrogation, KittEhh Fits, and Statuses Galore
Score more likes, share these… Funny Facebook Statuses Galore: Just ate a whole bag of chips, but it was “reduced fat” so basically it was like going to the gym. I hope my last words aren’t “What does this thing do?” That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says “I’m so fat.” and you […]
Real Toy Story, Drifting Cats, & StatusGrams
Get more LIKEs share these… Status Updates for Facebook or Instagram: The fridge is a clear example that what matters is what’s inside. My Tupperware lids and single socks are chilling somewhere laughing at me. Jerks Are we having some drinks, or are we havin’ some DRANKS? I need to dress appropriately. I love “cereal […]
Judging Kitty, Greatest Soccer Goal, and Classic Status Quotes
Score EASY Likes, share these… Classic Facebook Status Quotes: Take photos of friends with their face squished against glass. Assign to your phone contacts; it’ll look like they’re trapped inside your phone! Sometimes I think Facebook is trying to insult me by some of its friend suggestions. Your girlfriend should never be jealous of another […]
Chihuahua Reaction, River Monsters, & TOP Statuses
This week on Facebook… Top Facebook Status Updates: Those nights when you can’t sleep, you just might be in someone else’s dreams. A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know. They should make Jack Daniels chap stick. When someone tries to impress you, it means they’re impressed by you. Advice […]