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Weekend Facebook Status Posts:
- That awkward moment when you have to stare at a text for five minutes in order to figure out how to reply.
- “I wish I knew how to quit you.” -Me, eating chips and salsa.
- The original Nintendo is proof that better graphics doesn’t mean a better game.
- “No, you’re right.” Said no woman ever.
- I often wonder if my parents get overwhelmed by living with a model.
- Most people are lucky they can’t hear what I’m thinking.
- How I flirt: *Stares from a distance*
- Either my Spidey senses are tingling or my butt fell asleep again.
- Girls who say, “a lot of guys are after me”, should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
- That awkward moment when you realize you can’t ignore someones message on Facebook anymore because it shows that you’ve read it.
- I only woke up because I smelled bacon. There was NO bacon. Guess Biggie was right, it was all a dream.
- Everyone has that one friend you just can’t bring anywhere cause they always embarrass you. If you can’t think of who that friend is, it’s you.
- How about a Home Alone movie where Macaulay Culkin is the dad and he leaves his kids at home because that’s all he knows?
- Avoid parking tickets by leaving your wipers on high.
- Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
- People with pierced nipples have no excuse for losing their keys.
- People who ask for relationship advice the most take it the least.
- To whom it may concern: I need more money and powerASAP thanks!
- I wish I had an inspector gadget arm so I could reach out and smack some people from a distance
- Just invented the funnest work game ever: while on the phone with a man call him ma’am. Listening to them deepen their voices is hilarious!
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Reindeer Kittehhhhhhhh:
Dat STARE!
The Craziest Cat NINJA Trick You’ll Ever Seeeeeeeee……
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxB2Lb-4dQM[/youtube]
Cat Ninja goes hard in the paint, what can we say?
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