Score easy likes, share these… Comical Facebook Statuses: Never trust a person who chooses a table over a booth. I spilled my Pumpkin Spice Latte, and now a bunch of ants are making brunch plans and doing yoga. There is a huge difference between a hot girl and a girl wearing lesser clothes. I am […]
Awkwardness, Freestyle Train Music, and Clever Status Posts
Score more likes, share these… Clever Facebook Statuses: Hey Tuesday, this week, you’re basically Monday and therefore, I hate you. I hate texting people who don’t use smileys. I feel like I’m texting an emotionless robot. Do bees even have knees? Alcohol makes me worse at everything except telling secrets. I won’t be coming into […]
Labor Day Status Updates 2013
We hope you are having a safe and fun Labor Day weekend! Share these… Labor Day Status Updates: Happy Labor Day to someone who barely labored this year. Gonna celebrate Labor day by doing absolutely no labor today. Take comfort this Labor Day in knowing the pressure to have fun this summer is finally over. […]
Cat Can’t Fit In Box, Good Morning, and Silly Statuses
Make your long weekend count, share these… Silly Facebook Statuses for the Weekend: I always knows the right thing to say, immediately after the right time to say it has passed. Why do people in movies keep all their lights off when they hear a noise? I’d be lighting that place up like friggin’ Times […]
Bear Sized Puppy, Kebab Master, and Classic Facebook Statuses
Switch it up, share these… Classic Facebook Statuses: First thing I do in the morning: Look at the clock and hope I have more time to sleep. I renamed all my files “the world,” so everyday when I “save” the world I feel important. Basically the whole point of Facebook is so you can see […]
Static Electricity Cat, Benjamin Franklins Schedule, and Clever Facebook Statuses
Make your friends rofl, share these… Clever Status Updates for Facebook: Chips have little nutritional value. That’s why you need to eat the whole bag. That Awkward Moment when you are not sure if you actually have free time, or just forgetting everything. Education should be free for all people willing to learn! Becoming an […]