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Labor Day Status Updates 2013

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Labor Day Status Updates:

Happy Labor Day to someone who barely labored this year.
Gonna celebrate Labor day by doing absolutely no labor today.
Take comfort this Labor Day in knowing the pressure to have fun this summer is finally over.
It’s Labor Day. If you’re not drunk yet then you’re doing it wrong.
Remember to let yourself relax this Labor Day before letting yourself go this winter.
If Labor Day is another excuse to get hammered and pass out in front of the family, I’m all for it.
May your Labor Day contain no Labor!
“The end of labor is to gain leisure” – Aristotle
This Labor Day let’s celebrate all the work we successfully avoided this year.
Good luck finding something to complain about on a Monday when you’re off from work.
Our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.
I don’t know what’s so special about you, but I plan on spending the rest of my life figuring it out.
Funny, you don’t look like 200 likes in person.
People who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they cant even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people.
Drinking: because why not intensify the feelings you’re trying to escape?
When a girl replies with “aww thanks”, it means she is politely telling you to return to the friend zone you just tried escaping from.
Are there problems in the world? Yes. But we’ve also figured out how to get milk from almonds, so…
I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it. – Thomas Jefferson
All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence. – Martin Luther King Jr.
Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work. – Mark Twain