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Clever Status Updates for Facebook:
- Chips have little nutritional value. That’s why you need to eat the whole bag.
- That Awkward Moment when you are not sure if you actually have free time, or just forgetting everything.
- Education should be free for all people willing to learn!
- Becoming an adult is probably the dumbest thing I have ever done.
- I’m cleaning out my car today, just in case somebody needs 21 half-empty bottles of water.
- A best friend knows you’re sad.
A best friend knows you’re mad.
A best friend knows you’re crying.
A best friend knows you’re lying.
- Yeah, there’s plenty of fish in the sea…. but there’s also sharks, seaweed and toxic waste.
- I wanna write “I miss you” on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.
- That annoying moment when people only respond to the last part of your text, and leave the first and middle parts unanswered.
- Life Tip: Get a birthday card with anything you are embarrassed to buy.
- I’m allowed to drink at 9am because that’s the kind of shit the Beastie Boys fought for.
- If you call me normal, you probably don’t know me.
- Missing someone has been proven to cause insomnia. Being frustrated because you’re without that special someone keeps you awake.
- You never really know someone until you break up with them. If they don’t go crazy and try to kill you than maybe you should give them a second chance.
- Someone needs to invent a DVR that records dreams.
- You’re the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my icecream. My point is, you’re worthless.
- If you’re telling me to relax, it’s probably your fault that I’m not.
- I hate that I always notice a typo when the text is already sending.
- “How are feeling today?” is a polite reminder that you were a mess the night before.
- Just once I’d like to learn something the easy way.
Benjamin Franklin’s Schedule (Inspiring!)
We could all learn something from that genius!
Cat Learns about Static Electricity:
That guys laugh might be cooler than this video. But, still it’s pretty hilarious to see that balloon stuck to the belly of the kitty 🙂