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Comical Facebook Statuses:
- Never trust a person who chooses a table over a booth.
- I spilled my Pumpkin Spice Latte, and now a bunch of ants are making brunch plans and doing yoga.
- There is a huge difference between a hot girl and a girl wearing lesser clothes.
- I am sooo glad I was young, wild & crazy before there were cell phones & evidence.
- I don’t care how many weights you can lift. You’ll never be Badass as the 64yo lady that swam 110miles from Cuba to FL, pussies.
- Yo fellas how did that “wow” comment you left on that girls Facebook picture play out?
- There may be two sides to every story, but you’re still a douche in both of them.
- Getting realllll tired of Luke Bryans voice and his two first names.
- I never finish anyth
- A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
- Old People + Technology = Funny
- Video game truths: anyone with a lower score than me is a loser and anyone with a higher score is a loser with no life!
- People who live in glass houses probably have outrageous homeowners insurance.
- It’s a 4 way stop and the rules are simple, if you’re there first, you go first, stop waving at each other!!
- You do realize everyone can see your status right?
- Don’t tell my pillow I said this, but I don’t think he’ll ever fulfill his dreams of becoming a hairstylist.
- Lint is laundry’s poop.
- Beer needs to become accepted currency.
- I wonder how we know to eat eggs,did someone say”see that chicken over there, Im goin eat the 1st thing that comes outta its butt”
- Bored of being bored because being bored is boring.
Happiest Dog in the World…
Monkey Playing in Snow:
That! Love that right there 🙂 Gets me very excited for winter time. Share if you enjoyed.