Make your weekend last longer, share these… Top 20 Laughable Facebook Statuses: Facebook is a lot like a fridge. When you’re bored you keep opening and closing it every couple of minutes to see if there’s anything good, but nothing ever changes. Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who […]
Halloween Status Updates, Pranks, and Bat KittEhhh!
Happy Halloween, share these… Top 20 Halloween Status Updates: How’s everyone holding up? It’s crazy out there. I’ve killed like fifteen zombies already. Why are they all carrying candy??? It seems to only be affecting the little ones. That awkward moment when you can’t tell if it’s a Halloween costume or their regular clothes… Halloween […]
Beyonce Photobomb, Emotional Baby, and Status Gratification
Share these, score more likes… The Top 20 Facebook Statuses from Today: Even if you fall on your face, you’re still moving forward. If I had the money I’d hire 2 private investigators to follow each other Turns out people can still hear you even if you’re wearing sunglasses. My purchase of a money management […]
Super Pumpkin, Hilarious Halloween Costume Ideas, & Witty Statuses
Step your status game up, share these… 20 Witty Status Updates: I love sleep so much, it’s the first thing I want to do when I wake up. I’ve got bad news: Today is not Friday, Tomorrow is not Friday, Even the day after tomorrow is not Friday. (Cry) People say circumcision doesn’t hurt. I […]
Intense Biking, Fox Sez, and Crazy Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… Crazy Facebook Statuses: If Monday was a movie, it would be very long and boring. Keep calm and pretend today isn’t Monday. I laugh even harder when I try to explain why I’m laughing. When I’m alone in my house, every sound is a ghost. Why does mineral water that […]
Robot Boys, Super Nap, and Best Facebook Statuses
Make your weekend last, share these… 20 Best Facebook Statuses I’ve never met a weekend that I didn’t like. I can’t believe it’s been almost a year since the world ended in 2012. Have you ever laughed so hard that you feel like you may have damaged your DNA? I thought we had something. You […]