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Crazy Facebook Statuses:
- If Monday was a movie, it would be very long and boring.
- Keep calm and pretend today isn’t Monday.
- I laugh even harder when I try to explain why I’m laughing.
- When I’m alone in my house, every sound is a ghost.
- Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” have a “Use By” date?
- That awkward moment when ‘one size fits all’ doesn’t fit you.
- So far this is the oldest I’ve ever been.
- I’m right 97% of the time…who cares about the other 4%.
- Dear Subway, chill out with the lettuce. Sincerely, everyone.
- Ferris Bueller did more in one day than I’ve done in my entire life.
- You’re going to be tired and hate everything when you wake up tomorrow no matter what you do tonight. Go for it.
- If you ever hear me say that I missed you it’s only because I have bad aim.
- Crazy people are never aware of their own insanity. I’m so glad I’m not a crazy person.
- Should probably try using passwords I can remember.
- If these people don’t start giving better advice, I’m no longer going to allow them in my head.
- Dear shooting stars, wells, eyelashes, birthday candles, and 11:11, what happened to all my wishes?
- Based on the way it’s being used “LOL” must stand for “OK”
- Full of peace and calm this morning. Googled my symptoms and found out I died in my sleep.
- I named my TV remote Waldo, you know why.
- People should have to pass an IQ test to use the self-checkout section.
Super Intense Biking…
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