Happy Veterans/Remembrance Day! Make someone smile, share these… Top 20 Veterans Day Status Updates & Quotes: It doesn’t matter where you’re from. Somebody died so you could live. Think about that more than once today and thank a Veteran. “How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes!” -Maya Angelou The […]
Dog Wants Kitty, Dem Ears, and Best Status Updates
Make your weekend last, share these… 20 Best Status Updates: That awkward moment when you get mad at someone, slam the door then realize you forgot something and you have to go back. Is it just me or do mirrors look really sexy? Writing an essay requires at least one Facebook break. Some people are […]
Baby Penguin, Musical KittEhh & 20 Creative Statuses
More likes per share, use these… 20 Creative Facebook Statuses: You never know who your real friends are until you are in need and then you’ll be surprised who shows up. I’ve learned to take everything with a grain of salt…and a slice of lime…and a shot of tequila. I want to live in a […]
Ballin’ Teacher, Family Walk, and Clever Status Posts
Step your statuses up, share deez… Clever Facebook Status Posts: India launched a rocket to Mars yesterday… That’s a heck of a place to put a call center. Some people should use a glue stick instead of chap stick. Kids shouldn’t be sad. Ever. That’s what your adult life is for. There’s always that one […]
Super Cool Commercial, Fighter Fly-by, and EPIC Statuses
Score more likes, share these… 20 EPIC Facebook Statuses We live in a society that’s the most knowledgeable about a zombie apocalypse, but the most likely to be eaten while staring at our phones. I wish the Microsoft Paperclip would just pop up when I’m making a questionable decision for my life. Sure, I would […]
Raccoon Grapes, Massive Dog, & Gut-Busting Statuses
Guaranteed laughs, share these… Gut-Busting Facebook Statuses: You don’t know something? Google it. You don’t know someone? Facebook it. You don’t find something? MOM! Standing closer to me in line will not get you to the checkout faster. I would eat a lot more salads if they were made out of pizza. Whenever I am […]