More likes per share, use these…
20 Creative Facebook Statuses:
- You never know who your real friends are until you are in need and then you’ll be surprised who shows up.
- I’ve learned to take everything with a grain of salt…and a slice of lime…and a shot of tequila.
- I want to live in a world where the Food Network delivers.
- I know I’m an adult now, but I still hold out hope that money will fall out of every card I get.
- Damn, girl, are you Terms and Conditions? Because I just want to blindly agree to whatever you say.
- Don’t bother trying to cheer me up, chipper morning person. The fact that you exist at all is enough to ruin my day.
- My favorite part about your rant on how much you hate social media sites was when you posted it from a social media site.
- I just don’t want to look back and think “I could’ve eaten that.”
- Don’t let anybody push you around…unless you’re in a wagon, cuz that is just plain fun.
- Friends don’t let friends twerk.
- If you can’t use “you’re” properly, it’s a deal breaker.
- You know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch.
- That awkward moment when you’re staring at someone cute and they look right back at you.
- Spellcheck? I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.
- Excuses: Elementary School- “He started it!” Middle School- “It was a dare!” High School- “I was drunk.”
- I wouldn’t say your ugly, you are just beautichallenged.
- I’m not saying I don’t want you, cause believe me, I do.
I’m just not going to chase after you.
- I’ll never understand rich people with messed up teeth.
- I hate taking surveys. Do you
B) Somewhat Agree;
C) Not Agree?
- The police should make criminals open Facebook accounts. It seems the easiest way to get a confession out of them without any interrogation.
KittEhhhs Reaction To Muzak…
Baby Penguin meets Human for 1st Time:
The Cuteness! I cannot handles…. Heart meltingly cute 😛