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Baby Penguin, Musical KittEhh & 20 Creative Statuses

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20 Creative Facebook Statuses:

You never know who your real friends are until you are in need and then you’ll be surprised who shows up.
I’ve learned to take everything with a grain of salt…and a slice of lime…and a shot of tequila.
I want to live in a world where the Food Network delivers.
I know I’m an adult now, but I still hold out hope that money will fall out of every card I get.
Damn, girl, are you Terms and Conditions? Because I just want to blindly agree to whatever you say.
Don’t bother trying to cheer me up, chipper morning person. The fact that you exist at all is enough to ruin my day.
My favorite part about your rant on how much you hate social media sites was when you posted it from a social media site.
I just don’t want to look back and think “I could’ve eaten that.”
Don’t let anybody push you around…unless you’re in a wagon, cuz that is just plain fun.
Friends don’t let friends twerk.
If you can’t use “you’re” properly, it’s a deal breaker.
You know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch.
That awkward moment when you’re staring at someone cute and they look right back at you.
Spellcheck? I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.
Excuses: Elementary School- “He started it!” Middle School- “It was a dare!” High School- “I was drunk.”
I wouldn’t say your ugly, you are just beautichallenged.
I’m not saying I don’t want you, cause believe me, I do.
I’m just not going to chase after you.
I’ll never understand rich people with messed up teeth.
I hate taking surveys. Do you
A) Agree;
B) Somewhat Agree;
C) Not Agree?
The police should make criminals open Facebook accounts. It seems the easiest way to get a confession out of them without any interrogation.