Dog Wants Kitty, Dem Ears, and Best Status Updates

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20 Best Status Updates:

  1. That awkward moment when you get mad at someone, slam the door then realize you forgot something and you have to go back.
  2. Is it just me or do mirrors look really sexy?
  3. Writing an essay requires at least one Facebook break.
  4. Some people are about as useless as the “g” in “lasagna”.
  5. I never run with scissors…those last two words were unnecessary.
  6. For just once in my life I want my phone to ring and for someone on the other end to ask if I’m on a ‘secure line’
  7. Without coffee, I’m just a really tall 2 year old.
  8. If you’re bored creating your PowerPoint presentation, everyone else will be bored when you present it.
  9. The best part of reading a book is intellectually intimidating someone you know by telling them you are reading a book.
  10. You can’t please everyone, so you might as well just concentrate on me.
  11. It’s a shame that trust doesn’t come with a refill.
  12. Whenever I read made in the USA I loudly announce “suck it China.”
  13. I assume guys who wear their phones on the hip do so because their pockets are stuffed to the brim with condoms and girls phone numbers.
  14. You should be able to park in an “expecting mother” parking space if you’re waiting for your mom.
  15. I want a Breast Cancer Awareness t-shirt that say “Yes they’re fake, My real ones tried to kill me!”
  16. Who thought it was a good idea to make commercials 5 minutes longer than the actual show you are watching?
  17. 99.9% of lol’s are lies.
  18. I always push when I should pull. I have doorlexia.
  19. Teamwork is just another way of saying we will soon be sharing in the blame equally.
  20. There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

Yesterdays Status Updates…

Dem Ears Doe!

did you hear that

Did you hear that?!?!? I thinks I did!

Dog Wants Kitty Video (WARNING: HILARIOUS!)

Can’t stop laughing!!! That was too funny 🙂 If you liked it – share it!

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