Score more likes, share these… 20 Likeable Status Updates: When your momma taught you to look both ways she didn’t mean be two faced. That microwavable meal was delicious and filling! – no one ever Being skinny might be nice, but having pizza is nicer. I have spent too much time on choosing an appropriate […]
Kids These Days, Sax Battle, and Awesome Status Updates
Happy Monday, Score More Likes Share These… 20 Awesome Status Updates: Does running late count as exercise? The more photos you have to untag on Monday = The better your weekend was. May be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I’m considering setting up base camp and trying again […]
Meerkat Laughing, Seems Legit, and Weekend Status Updates
Relax, pick one that fits and share these…. Top 20 Weekend Status Updates: Cats would be even more stuck up if they knew how much the internet loves them. If a girl is really beautiful I end up complimenting her like I’m 5. You’re pretty. I like your hair. Neat shoes. Are you a princess? […]
Goats Playing, Shag Shaming, & Very Clever Status Updates.
Make someones day, share these… Very Clever Status Updates: If you play my workday backwards, it’s actually a nice story about idiots getting less and less annoying. I keep trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me. If Milli Vanilli were to fall in the woods, would someone else make a sound? “I’m a […]
EPIC Kiss Cam, Snowpocalypse, & Killer Status Posts
Pick, Post, and watch the likes roll in… 20 Killer Facebook Status Posts: I always wrap someone’s fist bump with my high five because paper beats rock. Life is what happens when you’re not looking at a screen. The slow motion scene where the person walks away from an explosion but it’s me walking away […]
Must Stay Awake, Remote Issues, and Hilarious Statuses
Score more likes, share these… Hilarious Facebook Statuses: Everyday I’m shoveling. – Winter 2014 Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last Oreo. Loofah sponge instructions: 1. Wet before use 2. Use once 3. Hang to dry as shower decoration for the rest of your life. Who is “Taxes” and […]