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Have You Ever Seen a Monkey Work a Vending Machine? (Video)
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What Lebron Does Will Leave You Speechless…
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20 Funny Status Updates You Need to Know Today
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Funny Dog Vines, Nokia Brick, and Clever Status Posts
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History of Cinco De Mayo (NSFW)
NSFW – Language Wait, this holiday isn’t about Mexican independence? It’s ok because, Mexican party music makes everything better. Especially on the 5th of May! Get out your miniature margarita party hats, tequila goggles, and uber safe ride coupon because it’s party time. Lo siento, por favor.