Ugh, Tuesday, Share one of these to speed up the week… Fun Facebook Status Updates: Most of happiness just comes from staying away from idiots. That was funny, but I haven’t had my coffee yet so I’m unable to laugh or show any emotion. Teacher: You failed your test. Me: You failed to educate me. […]
Money Talks, Koala’s Bitching, and Laughable Facebook Status Updates
Make your Monday memorable, share these… Laughable Facebook Status Updates: That awkward moment when you put something in a safe place and then forget where the safe place is. Hate when I’m having a great day and someone speaks to me. I’ve never had a bad day that started with a breakfast burrito. Love is […]
Peeling Apples, Silence, and Clever Facebook Status Posts
Make your weekend last longer, share these… 20 Clever Facebook Status Posts: I’m exhausted just thinking of everything I have to do. You’re kind of a bitch and I like it. It’s not that I don’t care what you’re saying; I was just thinking about food. I hope I never have to run for my […]
Cat Introduction, Facebook Relationships, and 20 Classic Facebook Status Posts
Happy Friday, seize the day, share one of these… 20 Classic Facebook Status Posts: Tell a girl she’s beautiful a million times and she’ll never believe you. Call her ugly once, and she’ll never forget it. I’d love to walk into this closet and end up in Narnia right now. Having plans sounds great until you […]
Aziz Ansari, Technology, and 21 Spectacular Status Updates
Make someones day, share these… 21 Spectacular Status Updates: There is a huge difference between a hot girl and a girl wearing lesser clothes. If you pay entry fee to a marathon, they literally give you a run for your money. Sometimes my neighbors love my music so much that they invite the police to […]
Kids Job Interview, Crazy Math, and Weird Status Updates
Get over hump day, share one of these… Weird Facebook Status Updates: I’m glad I’m me, I don’t think anybody else could take it. Why do they even offer 2014 as an option when selecting your birth date? Like you’re fresh out of the womb ready to join Gmail. The awkward moment when you mispronounce […]