Score more likes, share one of these… Really Good Facebook Status Updates: My talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back. School: juggling 50 things at once until you get so exhausted physically and mentally that you give up on everything and watch TV. *passionately sings the […]
Caught in the Act, Pay Attention, and Quality Status Updates
Make someones Tuesday, share one of these… 20 Quality Facebook Status Posts from This Week: I feel like there’s something missing in my life and I don’t know if it’s a person, a puppy, or just a burrito. Excited to go to sleep tonight. It’s not you. It’s me finally realizing that you’re terrible. I have so […]
German Shepard Dreaming, Home Alone, and Cool Status Updates
Make Monday fun, share one of these… Cool Facebook Status Updates: Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running. No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who just gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch When you need to cough in an […]
Drought My Ass, Cap Gun, and Funny Thoughts for your Status Update.
Weekends never last long enough, make someone smile – share one of these… Funny Thoughts for your Status Update: If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero. Based on your eyebrows, you have no business giving anyone advice on […]
Motorcycle Bulldog Wave, Tomorrow Cancelled, and Best Status Updates
Happy Friday, make someones day share one of these… 20 Best Facebook Statuses Spotted This Week: It was only after the other brothers of The Jackson 5 refused to let him join that little Samuel L. Jackson first became angry. The main reason I watch documentaries is to have Morgan Freeman’s voice soothe me to […]
Karma, Super Randomness, and Joking Statuses
Make someones day, share one of these… 20 Joking Facebook Status Updates: Caterpillars have the ideal life. They eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful. Slugs are just snails that have been through a divorce. If I wear a wizard hat and robe to my cousin’s wedding this weekend, […]