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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
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Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
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I like “glass half full” type of people. Unless they’re working behind the bar. (From our FB Fan Page)
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Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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Those who jump to conclusions often land in ignorance.
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Wipe your mouth. There’s still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
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Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
If you are asked to join a parade, don’t march behind the elephants.
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Funny Video to Post:
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Funny stuff! Alright ppl cya tomorrow, if you need more funny stuff join our FB Fan Page or download our iPhone App (New Update coming soon!)