Welcome back from the weekend to the work/school week my funny facebook wanting friends. Perhaps not grammatically correct, my sentence’s are. However they are good in my book. That being said here are your bloody clever facebook status updates: I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in […]
Archives for 2009
Funk-ta-fied Friday Funny Facebook Status Updates
Try saying that fifty times fast. Well kids, it is the end of the week and once again you are craving the hottest funniest facebook status updates in the industry. And folks, this is it. So here ya go, you’re welcome: Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. Insurance that no matter where you […]
Thursday bloody thursday…. Funny Facebook Statuses for ALLLLLLLL (that means you)
Welcome to Thursday. You made it the majority of the way through the week. Bad news is tomorrow is Friday. Good news is tomorrow is Friday. Here are your funny facebook status updates: I’m like Costco. I’m big, I’m not fancy, and I dare you to not like me. If ignorance is bliss, you must […]
Oct 7th = Wednesday = Free Willy Wednesday
So, you think you’re sooooo cool Hump Day? Well, you ain’t! But, you know what is cool? Funny Facebook Status Updates. And that my friends is what we gots, so without further ado, I give you… FUNNY FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES: The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the […]
Aye Aye Tuesday, you got it dude. Funny Facebook Status Updates for ALL!
Woohoo, it’s freakin’ Tuesday. You know what that means right?!?!?! More awesome funny hilarious facebook status updates for you! Funny Facebook Status Updates: If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming. I won’t rise […]
Mediocre Monday Facebook Status Updates
Happy Monday, you inglorious bastard. If you haven’t seen ZombieLand yet. Do it. You won’t regret it. Here are your bloody funny facebook status updates: I’m a Loner Dottie, A rebel. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe […]