Thursday bloody thursday…. Funny Facebook Statuses for ALLLLLLLL (that means you)

Welcome to Thursday.  You made it the majority of the way through the week.  Bad news is tomorrow is Friday.  Good news is tomorrow is Friday.  Here are your funny facebook status updates:

  • I’m like Costco. I’m big, I’m not fancy, and I dare you to not like me.

  • If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

  • So much to time, so little do.

  • A funny thing to do is, if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you’re going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who’s going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That’s why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

  • I’ll be gone till November, gone till November….

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That’s it mofo’s happy thursday and cya tomorrow.