Welcome back from the weekend to the work/school week my funny facebook wanting friends.  Perhaps not grammatically correct, my sentence’s are. However they are good in my book.  That being said here are your bloody clever facebook status updates:

  • I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you’re having a good idea but it’s just eggs hatching.
  • A liberal is just a conservative that hasn’t been mugged yet.
  • Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
  • Eating Bologna & Peanut Butter sandwiches.  Don’t knock it till you try it.
  • Google “Chuck Norris” and then click I’m feeling lucky.

Funny Video of the day:

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Alrighty kiddies , that is it for today.  Cyaaaa tomorrow!