This is how you get comments & likes on Facebook…

It’s really a quite simple formula to get comments & likes on Facebook.  You just have to be funny!  We’ll make it easy for you, just post these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming soon!)
  • Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  • I think, therefore I’m single.
  • I’m so lonely I bought a plane ticket just for the airport pat down.
  • Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance . Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair . Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage . Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
  • A stranger is just an enemy you haven’t made.
  • If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again.
  • I should’ve known it wasn’t going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I’m a Libra and she’s a bitch.
  • A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
  • Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.
  • Based on the seemingly random things my autocorrect suggests I sometimes wonder if it is trying to communicate with me. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • Second hamster on the wheel… “Are we there yet?”
  • A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and one says “I feel like someone is talking about us.
  • My credit card company called. They want me to leave home without it.
  • Facing your fears builds strength, but running away from them makes for an excellent cardio workout. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Funny Picture to Post:

I’m not a morning person!

Awesome Video to Post:


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