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I had the right to remain silent, but I didn’t have the ability. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming soon!)
R2D2’s headstone: “Rust In Peace”
- A surprise party is a great way to show your girlfriend how awesome you are at lying to her face.
- The truth will set you free… unless the truth is, “Yes, I did it.”
- I’m the opposite of psychic. I don’t even know what I’m thinking.
When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead.
Money talks…but all mine ever says is good-bye. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
- Never trust someone that wears colored contacts. They’ve already lied to you.
- Astronauts are the only people who followed through on what they wanted to be when they grew up.
- My buddy said I was a horrible wing man last night, but I’m not sure. I ate like 90 of them.
- How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
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