The Top Status Updates for Monday

Welcome to the start of another eventful week!  Be relevant and get some comments and likes by posting these…

Top Status Updates for Monday:

  • Mondays aren’t so bad…it’s my job that sucks. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming soon!)
  • Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
  • A religious is a man who feels repentant on a Sunday, for what he did on Saturday and will do again on Monday. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • “Dobby didn’t mean to kill anyone. Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure.”
  • Breaking News. Steve Jobs is to buy Ireland to solve the debt problem. It will be rebranded iLand
  • Most stress is caused by three things; family, money and family with no money.
  • Having nothing to say has never stopped most people from saying it.
  • There is no good path to take when you come to a spork in the road.
  • Please stop telling me how poor you are via Facebook for iPhone.
  • I’m one of those people that tried this at home.
  • Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Funny Picture to Post:

Hello Kitty IRL.

Funny Video to Post:


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