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Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things. From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming soon!)
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A weekend wasted isn’t a wasted weekend.
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Don’t let schooling get in the way of your education.
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While I may not always return the affection of those who like me, I always admire their good judgment.
- A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are a little half cracked.
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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas! ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
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If all else fails, lower your standards.
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I just threw some salt over my shoulder for good luck. Ended up smashing a mirror with the shaker.
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I worry about germs on money. So I try to spend it before it makes me sick.
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A husband is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
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She totally does!
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