Hilarious Status Updates for the Weekend!

Hope you’re having a great weekend!  Get some comments & likes from your friends by posting these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things. From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Huge *Free* update coming soon!)
  • A weekend wasted isn’t a wasted weekend.
  • Don’t let schooling get in the way of your education.
  • While I may not always return the affection of those who like me, I always admire their good judgment.
  • A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are a little half cracked.
  • The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
  • When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas! ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • If all else fails, lower your standards.
  • I just threw some salt over my shoulder for good luck. Ended up smashing a mirror with the shaker.
  • I worry about germs on money. So I try to spend it before it makes me sick.
  • Violence is never the answer. Unless the question is: ‘What is never the answer?’
  • A husband is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )

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She totally does!

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