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Weekend Status Posts

Flex on Em, Undo Text Messages, and Weekend Status Posts

October 4, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

Make your weekend last longer, share one of these… Top Weekend Facebook Status Posts: I wonder how many calories I burn when I run away from my problems. When people tell me that I’ve changed, I want to shake them and tell them: “And so should you!” Every day is a struggle between wanting to […]

Minecraft Bear, Dog Misses Owner, and Weekend Status Posts

July 19, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

Score more likes, share these… Weekend Status Posts: You can run from your problems. Unless your problem is a cheetah. A good ninja is hard to find. My dream job involves traveling to work on a zip-line. Plotting ways for Pinky and the Brain to take over the world tonight. Pretty cool to think every […]

Cat Ninja, Reindeer KitteHhh, and Weekend Status Updates

May 24, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

Make your weekend last, share these… Weekend Facebook Status Posts: That awkward moment when you have to stare at a text for five minutes in order to figure out how to reply. “I wish I knew how to quit you.” -Me, eating chips and salsa. The original Nintendo is proof that better graphics doesn’t mean […]

Baking like a Navy Seal, Pizza Tossing, & 15 Best Status Posts

April 6, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Increase your LIKE-ABILITY, share these… 15 Best Facebook Status Posts of the Week: That awkward moment when sarcasm doesn’t work in a text.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) That awesome feeling of how gangster you are after rapping your favorite part of a song without screwing up. “Leftover Bacon” – a phrase you’ve […]

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