Spice up your weekend, share one of these… Status Updates for the Weekend: When people ask me what I did over the weekend, I always squint and respond “Why, what did you hear?” Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how […]
Status Updates for the Weekend
Fashionable Pup, Mimic Howling, and Status Updates for the Weekend
Extend your weekend, share these… Facebook Status Updates for the Weekend: Ben Affleck to play Batman in the new movie. Which can only mean one thing… Matt Damon as Robin. Great Achievements Involve Great Risk. May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook. Dear girls, If a guy pauses a […]
Spider Tripping, Camel Detailing, & Slick Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… Slick Status Updates for Facebook: Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) BESTFRIEND: the one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them Being fat is like a trophy for all of the awesome food you […]
Weekend Status Updates, Shakespeare’s Facebook, & 31 Nerd Jokes
Inspiration for your statuses, share these… Status Updates for the Weekend: The quickest way to lose all faith in humanity is to read the comments section for almost anything on the internet. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Looking back on your old Facebook pictures and thinking “What the hell was I doing” ” […]