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Happy KittEhhh, Jumpy the Dog, and Status Quo
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Happy Ducks, Summer Piglet, and Status Quo
Step your status game up, use these… Maintain Facebook Status Quo: Starting tomorrow: Whatever Life throws at me… I’m gonna duck so it hits someone else. Raising a child is like taking care of someone who’s on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident […]
Salty Clam, Silly Seal, and Status Quo
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