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Wake Up Owl, Surprised KittEhh, and Status Jokes

June 25, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

Make em’ laugh, share these… Facebook Status Jokes: If a guy said he’ll fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. Just being alive gets expensive. The problem with this generation boils down to: Their cartoons suck. My tolerance for idiots gets weaker by the day. Pull […]

EPIC Dance Video, Crazy Water-Slide, & Status Jokes Galore.

June 20, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more LIKEs per share with these… Facebook Status Jokes for your enjoyment: Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I like that 1 Rap song where they talk about how much money they have. Miss a phone call. Call back thirty seconds later. […]

Ben Stiller Skateboarding, Crocodile Kitty, & Status Jokes

June 12, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more likes, with these… Status Update Jokes & Humor: LIKE IF you ignore the house phone because no one calls the house phone anymore. ( Funny Status iPhone App   ★★★★★) *1% Battery left* Me: “Challenge accepted!” Skype Conversations: 5% Hey, how are you? 95% CAN YOU HEAR ME?!? That awkward moment when you’re not sure […]

Funny Statuses, Cute Puppy Pic, and Obama/Osama Mix-Ups

May 6, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

We’ve got something for everybody in this weekend update. Make your Facebook friends laugh by posting these… Funny Status Updates: When I read a really stupid status I think “What an idiot. Why did I write that?” (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) If you stopped trying to save so much money, […]

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