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Movie Theater Robbery, Puppy Play Time, and Fun Status Inspiration.

February 4, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

Score more likes, share these… 20 Fun Facebook Status Ideas: Follow your brain. Your heart is stupid. I can’t get out of bed. These blankets have accepted me as one of their own and If I leave now I might lose their trust. I could be locked in a room with no tv, phone, or […]

Kitty Meme, Dancing Stairs, and Status Ideas

July 5, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

Make July last, share these… Funny Facebook Status Ideas: I just learned that to burn off the calories from 1 M&M you have to walk the length of a football field. Brb I have to run to China. We all need to take great interest in our future because we will spend the rest of […]

Building Lights, All Aboard, & Status Ideas

May 22, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Reach more LIKEs per post with these… Some Interesting Status Update Ideas: RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if I’m correct.   (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Half of life is screwing up…the other half is dealing […]

Tiny Dancer, Troll Dolls, & Terrific Status Ideas

April 10, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Increase your LIKEability on FB, share these… Terrific Status Ideas for Facebook: I’m Not Arguing. I’m Simply Explaining Why I’m Right.   (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I don’t understand how there hasn’t been a teenage president already; they know everything, so running a country shouldn’t be too much of a problem. Why is […]

Piano Dog, Just chillin’, & 15 Great Facebook Status Updates

March 5, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Get LIKEd share these… Great Status Updates for any occasion: The awkward moment when you’ve already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree. (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) *Phone vibrates at home.* Barely hear it. *Phone vibrates at school* Damn earthquake! Reasons I check […]

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