Make someones day, share one of these… 20 Smart Status Updates: Adulthood: I haven’t checked my bank account in weeks, but my card hasn’t been declined yet so everything must be fine. My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase. My whole life is just “oh ok” *puts selfie […]
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Cruel Mommy, Trucks, and Smart Status Updates
Make Tuesday fun, share one of these… Smart Facebook Status Updates: Only a fool trips on what’s behind him. Have you ever listened to somebody speak and wonder who ties their shoelaces for them? *cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own* If there is a wrong place and a wrong […]
Crossfit Parody, Dating Life, and Smart Status Updates
Get over hump day, share one of these… 20 Smart Facebook Status Updates: My life is like a Lamborghini. It’s going too fast, and it costs too much. I’m sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the same way you treat everyone all the time. Don’t just bend the rules, break them […]
Shopping Kid, Baby Sloths, & Smart Status Updates
Try sharing our statuses to get more LIKEs… Smart Status Messages for Facebook: When I say “wow, that’s crazy”, 99 percent of the time, it means I haven’t been listening to a word of your conversation. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) LIKE if you disagree with someone just to annoy them. If you’re […]