Make your weekend last longer, share these… Silly Facebook Statuses: You better not pout, you better not cry, you better not shout I’m telling you why…we have our own problems and nobody cares about yours. There is almost a full year until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up…. Unbelievable. Everybody has that […]
Silly Statuses
Funny Waiter, Loading Afro, & Silly Statuses
Step your status game up, share these… 20 Silly Facebook Statuses: Pretty cool how the internet lets you stay connected with people you haven’t seen in years and silently judge them on a daily basis. We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much. If you ever disappeared while hiking, I’d remain with […]
Sad Cat Diaries, Splitting Legos, & Silly Statuses
Step your Status game up, share these… Silly Statuses: I would like to publicly apologize to anyone I have NOT offended…I will get to you shortly. Laughter is the best medicine…unless you have diarrhea. Asking how my work day went is like asking how a drive-by-shooting went…I’m just lucky I got out alive. Guys just […]
Cat Can’t Fit In Box, Good Morning, and Silly Statuses
Make your long weekend count, share these… Silly Facebook Statuses for the Weekend: I always knows the right thing to say, immediately after the right time to say it has passed. Why do people in movies keep all their lights off when they hear a noise? I’d be lighting that place up like friggin’ Times […]
Cute Little One, Netflix, & Silly Statuses
Happy Monday, get more likes, share these… Silly Facebook Statuses Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat. _______/___________o/__ #SharkWeek A boy seeks revenge…A man moves on while Karma does the dirty work. It’s cute that they sell family-sized Oreo boxes thinking that people are going to share them with their family. Don’t […]
Backwards Dog, Unimpressed KittEhh, & Silly Statuses
Score more likes, share these… Silly Statuses for Facebook: Closest I’ve come to murder: Holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop When I order pizza online and there’s a “Notes” box I put “Ring bell, Cross moat, SLAY DRAGON” The longest five seconds in anyone’s life is waiting to press the “Skip Ad” […]