Happy Election Day, America. Here’s some neutral Political Statuses for you… Election Day Quotes & Status Updates: Politicians are like diapers.They both need changing regularly and for the same reason. I wish politicians cared half as much about doing their job as they do about getting elected. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I just […]
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Useless Talents, Deep Thought Cats, & Weekend Statuses
Get more LIKEs, share these… Weekend Status Updates: The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once. (VIA: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Who else has dropped the phone on their face while laying in bed reading Facebook? A paper cut is a tree’s way of getting the last laugh. […]
Emma Stone, Roller Coasters, & Great Status Posts
Be LIKEable on FB, share these… Great Facebook Statuses: Hey, I found your Nose, it was in my business again. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) What’s the opposite of opposite? That gross moment when you find a hair in your food. Oh, your boyfriend cheated on you? Please, tell me more about how […]
April Fools Day Status Updates, Jokes, and Videos!
Don’t forget to prank your Facebook friends 🙂 try these… Funny Facebook Statuses for April Fools Day: Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. “So it’s like any other day. Right? (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) What if April Fools day doesn’t exist and its been the longest prank […]
Massive Dog, Red Pumpkin Panda, & Awesome Status Updates
LIKE Magnets for your FB Wall… 17 Awesome Statuses for Facebook: Just because I don’t talk to you, or text you first, doesn’t mean I don’t miss you. I’m just waiting for you to miss me. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) When two people are meant for each other, no time is too […]
Rude Awakening, Cute Puppy, & Best Status Posts
The easy road to LIKEs, share these… Best Status Updates for Facebook: Common sense is so rare it should be classified as a super power. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Don’t let the people who do so little for you, control so much of your feelings and emotions. Having only a few friends […]