Massive Dog, Red Pumpkin Panda, & Awesome Status Updates

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17 Awesome Statuses for Facebook:

  1. Just because I don’t talk to you, or text you first, doesn’t mean I don’t miss you. I’m just waiting for you to miss me.   (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  2. When two people are meant for each other, no time is too long, no distance is too far and no one can ever tear them apart.
  3. Roses are red, I have a phone. Nobody texts me.. forever alone.
  4. It will be weird when we have grandchildren and they refer to the 50’s and mean 2050 instead of 1950.
  5. Lazy rule: As soon as I get under the covers, all of todays responsibilities, become tomorrows problem.
  6. We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like: “Well I’m bored, let’s go brush our teeth.”
  7. Honking at me won’t make the “no turn on red” sign change.
  8. LIKE if…You call Gatorade by the color instead of the flavor.  (310+LIKEs in 8 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  9. I wasn’t laughing at your joke, I was laughing at you.
  10. Women fall in love by what they hear. Men fall in love by what they see. That’s why most women wear makeup and most men lie.
  11. I love homework. It fascinates me. I can sit for hours and just look at it.
  12. WARNING: This film MAY contain nudity. Either it does or it doesn’t, don’t waste my time.
  13. Word of advice, never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
  14. Mistakes are painful; but as time goes by, it becomes a collection of experiences called Lessons. Live life and embrace life lessons!
  15. Ironically after their one hit Chumbawumba got knocked down and never got back up again.
  16. When I’m bored nobody texts me. When I’m busy I’m the most popular person on the planet.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  17. “Shh.. Do you hear that?” “What? I heard nothing.” “Exactly, it’s the sound of no one caring.”

Oh, nothing… Just a MASSIVE DOG!

Massive Dog

Who knew that dogs could possible get that big? Hover your mouse cursor over this insanely awesome viral dog picture and share with your Facebook friends for INSTANT likability.  (Source: IMGUR)

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Red Panda freaks out over Pumpkin, adorableness ensues…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jWYUtQZhK0[/youtube]

Bonus funny video: Toys Caught in the Act (Adult Humor)

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