Make Thursday fun, share one of these.. 20 Slick Facebook Statuses: I’m amazing in bed. I have the ability to stay there all day. My favorite type of exercise is running… from responsibility. Why doesn’t my alarm clock deliver coffee? I really want someone to love me unconditionally, but I really can’t afford a puppy […]
Men Vs Women
Men Vs. Women, Epic Just Dance Run, & Awesome Status Posts
Score more likes, share these… 20 Awesome Status Posts: So far I’ve spent most of 2014 flipping off the weather channel. An even FANCIER limo? That’s a stretch. The bears had it right choosing to hibernate all winter. Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong. When the only light in your world […]
Men Vs. Women, News Reporting, and Witty Status Updates
Happy Monday, Share these… Witty Facebook Status Updates: Laughing is the best medicine. But if you’re laughing for no reason, you need medicine. Roses are red… Violets are red.. Tulips are red… Bushes are red… Trees are red… Oh god my gardens on fire! PHYSICS: It’s the science where you use extremely long and complicated […]
Confused Kitty, Complaints, & Funny Status Updates
Get more LIKes, share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Remember when phones were stupid and people were smart? (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Dear Heart, Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that’s it. I wonder how many strangers have pictures with me in the background. I […]