Confused Kitty, Complaints, & Funny Status Updates

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  • Remember when phones were stupid and people were smart?  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Dear Heart, Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that’s it.
  • I wonder how many strangers have pictures with me in the background.
  • I don’t have to drink to have a good time…However, I always have a good time when I drink.
  • If you keep looking back at the one who doesn’t deserve you, you may miss the one you deserve.
  • I wish real life was like the cartoons, I could wear the same thing every day, and nobody would give a crap.
  • When people ask dumb questions, I feel I’m obligated to give sarcastic answers. (222+LIKEs in 12 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • If you didn’t see it with your own eyes or hear it with your own ears, don’t invent it with your small mind & share it with your big mouth.
  • The awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.
  • Nothing compares to the stomach aches you get from laughing too hard with your best friends.
  • Honestly, I don’t have time to hate people who hate me cause I’m too busy loving people who love me.
  • May your neighbors respect you, troubles neglect you, angels protect you and heaven accept you.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • I’d rather regret something that I did, than something I never tried.

Different complaints between Men Vs. Women…

Common Complaints

Ain’t that the truth! Share with your Facebook friends for a hilarious mix of commentary & LIKEs.

Poor Cat thinks it’s a Doggie:


Now that is some adorable confusion 🙂 A very LIKEable video for your FB Timeline or wall.

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