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Election Day Status Updates, One Liners, Jokes and More!
Happy Election Day, America. Here’s some neutral Political Statuses for you… Election Day Quotes & Status Updates: Politicians are like diapers.They both need changing regularly and for the same reason. I wish politicians cared half as much about doing their job as they do about getting elected. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I just […]
Useless Talents, Deep Thought Cats, & Weekend Statuses
Get more LIKEs, share these… Weekend Status Updates: The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once. (VIA: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Who else has dropped the phone on their face while laying in bed reading Facebook? A paper cut is a tree’s way of getting the last laugh. […]
Scumbag Panda, Construction Dog, & 15 Funny Statuses
Be a social media celebrity, share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Morning Routine: 1. Wake Up 2. Check phone for messages 3. Check Facebook for any notifications. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) LIKE IF… You’ve recorded yourself singing to see if you could actually sing. I like the people who can keep […]
Flying People, Pool Pusher, & Great Facebook Statuses
Get more LIKEs share these… Great Status Updates for Facebook: No, I’m not funny. I’m just really mean and everyone thinks I’m joking. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) When someone appears in your dreams, it means that person misses you. Do something awesome, no one sees it. Do something embarrassing, everyone sees it. I wish […]
Charleston Dance, Baby Panda, & Funny Statuses
Get more LIKEs, share these… Funny Status Updates: You this read wrong. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) “I need to talk to you” is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you’ve ever done in your life Grocery store aisles should have a fast lane. Pretending you’re the […]