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- Morning Routine: 1. Wake Up 2. Check phone for messages 3. Check Facebook for any notifications. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- LIKE IF… You’ve recorded yourself singing to see if you could actually sing.
- I like the people who can keep the conversation going, no matter how random the topics get.
- It’s painful to say goodbye to someone you don’t want to let go, but more painful to ask someone to stay when you know they want to leave.
- Be happy in front of people who don’t like you, it kills them.
- Walked in on my big pillow in bed with my favorite blanket. Feel so betrayed.
- Laughing is the best medicine. But laughing for no reason, you need medicine. (126+Likes in 5 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Excuse me, miss, you’ve got a little bit of face on your makeup there.
- I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
- Once you notice something, you keep noticing it everywhere.
- Look. Either you can agree with me or you can be wrong.
- I asked my trainer which machine at the gym I should use to impress beautiful women…he pointed outside & said “The ATM machine”
- I used to smile at my phone every time your name showed up….Now I almost throw it half way across the room.
- Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?I’m pretty sure that’s how dogs spend their lives. (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- If I had a dollar for every time I faked a smile, I’d be a billionaire.
Just a dog doing some construction…
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This Panda is a Jerk:
Poor little Panda! Probably thinks that is just fell from the sky. The good thing about Panda’s is that they are a peaceful creature and won’t retaliate even when defecated on. Share this sad Panda story with your Facebook friends.