Scumbag Panda, Construction Dog, & 15 Funny Statuses

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  1. Morning Routine: 1. Wake Up 2. Check phone for messages 3. Check Facebook for any notifications.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  2. LIKE IF… You’ve recorded yourself singing to see if you could actually sing.
  3. I like the people who can keep the conversation going, no matter how random the topics get.
  4. It’s painful to say goodbye to someone you don’t want to let go, but more painful to ask someone to stay when you know they want to leave.
  5. Be happy in front of people who don’t like you, it kills them.
  6. Walked in on my big pillow in bed with my favorite blanket. Feel so betrayed.
  7. Laughing is the best medicine. But laughing for no reason, you need medicine.   (126+Likes in 5 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  8. Excuse me, miss, you’ve got a little bit of face on your makeup there.
  9. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
  10. Once you notice something, you keep noticing it everywhere.
  11. Look. Either you can agree with me or you can be wrong.
  12. I asked my trainer which machine at the gym I should use to impress beautiful women…he pointed outside & said “The ATM machine”
  13. I used to smile at my phone every time your name showed up….Now I almost throw it half way across the room.
  14. Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?I’m pretty sure that’s how dogs spend their lives. (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  15. If I had a dollar for every time I faked a smile, I’d be a billionaire.

Just a dog doing some construction…

Construction Dog

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This Panda is a Jerk:


Poor little Panda! Probably thinks that is just fell from the sky. The good thing about Panda’s is that they are a peaceful creature and won’t retaliate even when defecated on. Share this sad Panda story with your Facebook friends.

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