Flying People, Pool Pusher, & Great Facebook Statuses

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  • No, I’m not funny. I’m just really mean and everyone thinks I’m joking. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • When someone appears in your dreams, it means that person misses you.
  • Do something awesome, no one sees it. Do something embarrassing, everyone sees it.
  • I wish it was socially acceptable to wear sweatpants all the time…
  • If I make a mistake while typing a password, I erase the whole password and retype it.
  • #<( ‘-‘< ) I was going to give you this waffle, ( >’-‘ )># but then I was like, ( >’#'< ) I’m hungry ( >’-‘< ) so I ate it.
  • If a tomato is a fruit, then isn’t ketchup technically a smoothie?  (99+LIKEs in 8 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I secretly like days when none of my facebook friends have birthdays.
  • So long as we are under the control of disturbing emotions, real happiness is hard to find.
  • Humans are the only creatures on earth that will cut down trees, make paper, then write “SAVE TREES” on them.
  • Saying bye to someone… then staying online for another 2 hours.
  • Forecast for tonight: Dark. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • If you’re trying to wake me up in the morning, be prepared for a fight!

He’s got a point…

Pool Push

Ha! Well, I never really thought of it that way. But, now that you mention it, very true. Post to your TIMELINE and watch the LIKEs get pushed right in.

Flying People in New York City:


Could you imagine seeing that in person?!? LOL, I’d freak out! Ask your friends what they think of this crazy viral marketing video. You’re bound to get a few LIKEs & Comments off this one.

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