Get over hump day, share one of these.. 20 Wednesday Status Updates: Wed. Nes. Day. How I have to say it in my head to spell it every damn time. We should start keeping giraffes a secret from young children. Imagine discovering giraffes exist when you were like 15. “Woah! Check out that long necked […]
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Bird Feeds Dog Noodles, Sarcasm, and Mid Week Status Boost
Get over hump day, share these… 20 Funny Mid Week Status Updates Does anyone know of any rappers who are proud of their hometowns? Few things are as consistently weird as the guy/girl handshake. I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life. Who else hates the sound of their own […]
Godfather KittEh, Golden Guitar, and 20 Entertaining Facebook Statuses
Get over hump day, share these… Top 20 Entertaining Facebook Statuses: I’m so in Debt, I could start a Government. I go deaf when I’m texting. What if dreams are just glimpses of alternate universes? When I go to bed, half the time I’m not really sleeping. I’m usually lying there making up scenarios in […]
16 Facebook Status Updates & Bulldog on Trampoline.
Make your FB Friends laugh post these… Funny Facebook Status Updates: I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) Sometimes I think life is one big test and I’m in the wrong classroom. What’s the best gym to pretend I go […]