Get over hump day, share these…
Top 20 Entertaining Facebook Statuses:
- I’m so in Debt, I could start a Government.
- I go deaf when I’m texting.
- What if dreams are just glimpses of alternate universes?
- When I go to bed, half the time I’m not really sleeping. I’m usually lying there making up scenarios in my head.
- BREAKING NEWS: New $100 bills start circulating yesterday. I wish this affected my life in any way.
- There are cheaper ways to get people to call you a douchebag than buying Affliction shirts.
- Sexy singles in your area want to meet you, then ignore you while you both stare at your phones.
- Republicans are red, Democrats are blue. The government is shut down cause neither one gives a damn about you.
- Nothing gets me motivated for 10-15 seconds like a good inspirational quote.
- Kid, I can take you out the same way I brought you into this world, by making it look like an accident.
- Once I’ve stolen enough rubber bands to complete my rubber band ball, I am SO quitting this stupid job.
- When someone says “You’ve changed.”, it simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way.
- My Super Power is opening text messages and mentally responding…then forgetting to actually respond.
- The best revenge is massive success.
- Everybody learns how to dance when they drop a knife.
- Smart Man Smart Woman = Romance . Smart Man Dumb Woman = Affair . Dumb Man Smart Woman = Marriage
- Nothing last forever, except everything that’s been posted online.
- I will respect any religion you practice as long as you never knock on my door to tell me about it.
- Where do homeless people find all these sharpies?
- I’m bored. Anyone want to start a band?
The Godfather KitteHhh…
“Someday, and that day may never come, I’ll call upon you to do a service for me. But, until that day, accept this justice as a gift”
Golden Retriever Loves Guitar…
Wow, that doggy really loves his guitar! So smart and cute 🙂