Our Annual Dedication to St. Patricks Day, share these… St. Paddys Day Status Updates: May your uncontrolled revelling on St. Patrick’s Day have no permanent consequences. Nice try, St. Patrick’s Day, but I don’t need a reason to drink. Kiss me Down Under, I’m Irish Australian. Alcohol doesn’t get people drunk, people get people drunk. […]
Holiday statuses
Reindeer Kitty, Uber Athlete Machine, & Awesome Statuses
More likes per share, use these… 20 Awesome Facebook Status Updates: The problem with the world is that intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence. This Christmas, I’ve decided to put mistletoe in my back pocket…so all the people I don’t like can kiss my butt. No means […]
New Years Status Updates, Cat Reaction, & NYE Dubai
Have a great new year! Share these… Status Updates for New Years Eve: In 2011 I smiled, cried, laughed, loved, trusted, hated… & learned a lot about myself and the people around me. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions. My new year resolution is […]
Merry Christmas Pug, Sexy Light Show, & Holiday Statuses
HO HO HO, get your Holiday Status on share these… Christmas Status Updates for Facebook: When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas! (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) My neighbor put up his Christmas lights today. I bet hes pissed that I beat him to it. I put […]
Labor Day Status Updates, Jokes, One-Liners, Funny Pictures, & Quotes.
Get LIKEd this Labor day, post these… Labor Day Status Updates / One Liners / Jokes / Greetings: Labor Day, when we briefly pause from demonizing unions to enjoy mattress sales in their honor. Have a wonderful and safe Labor Day weekend! Jokes about not working on Labor Day? Still not funny. If all the […]