Merry Christmas Pug, Sexy Light Show, & Holiday Statuses

HO HO HO, get your Holiday Status on share these…

Christmas Status Updates for Facebook:

  • When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • My neighbor put up his Christmas lights today. I bet hes pissed that I beat him to it. I put mine up three years ago.
  • For Christmas I want Santa’s list of naughty girls.
  • I have proof that Santa is a Facebook stalker! What dude knows your name, where you live, and what you want for Christmas?
  • Dear Santa: I really want an “I don’t like” button for Facebook please.
  • Last night, my kids saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. That’s the last time we go to that mall.
  • 1. You Get Robbed… 2. Update Facebook Status… 3. Tweet About It… 4. Call 911  (101+Likes in 9 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • If any bill collectors call you during this Holiday Season, just hang up on them. Ho ho ho.
  • Last year for Christmas, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I thought I’d put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
  • I considered atheism, but there weren’t enough holidays.
  • Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot them?
  • I went to the garage today to unpack Christmas decorations. I found a present from last year that I had forgotten to give the kids. I was so disappointed! They would really have loved that kitten…
  • In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
  • Snow is great. Slush is awful.
  • Google, Let it Snow. You’re welcome
  • People change up on you just like the weather.
  • Please don’t ever change! I always want to be better than you.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until ALL the birds have gone South for the Winter.

Merry Christmas Pug:

Merry Christmas Pug

What a great gift, can’t believe I didn’t think of that one! 🙂 Share with your Facebook friends and receive tons of comments & LIKEs.

Sexy & I KNOW it Holidays 2011:


Ah-mah-zing LIGHT show for the holidays 🙂 Share on your Facebook wall and see what your friends think of this awesome light show.

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