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Lazy People, Party Car, & Hilarious Facebook Status Updates
Friday is finally here, celebrate with these… Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: Breaking News: The makers of Hello Kitty have announced that Hello Kitty is not in fact a cat, but a human girl MY WHOLE LIFE IS ONE BIG LIE Me: Should I make a sarcastic comment or not… Remember, condoms prevent minivans. Coffee is […]
Tough Decisions Kid, Modern Love Life, and Hilarious Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… 13 Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: ATTENTION: upon further consideration I am once again pushing back the debut of my summer beach bod. Thank you for your patience. Whoever invented self checkout greatly overestimated the general intelligence of the human race. When I have a crush on someone I play it […]
Meerkat Sneak, Walrus Shout, & Hilarious Status Updates
Get more likes, share these… Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: When my kids grow up, I’m going to their house to break their stuff, eat all their food, make a huge mess, say I’m bored & then just leave! I have only 2 feelings left for you. Missing you, and hating you. I still haven’t decided […]