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Instaham, Cute Corgi, & Funny Status Ideas

April 13, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Make your weekend last, share these… Funny Status Ideas for Facebook: Mission Impossible: Not eating a French Fry on the way home from the drive thru. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I love photos because they never change even when the person in it changes. Ghetto pronunciation: Bathroom = Baafrumm, Refrigerator = Fridgerataa, […]

Cell Phone Elephant, Missing Dog, & Status Posts that get LIKEs

March 28, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Be LIKEable, share these… Funny Status Posts for Facebook: Did you know? Its impossible to say “Good Eye Might” without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried 🙂  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Looking at your ex and wondering “was I drunk the entire relationship?” The awkward moment when you pretend die infront of […]

iPad Humor, Tired Doggie, & Status Humor

March 9, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Share these on Facebook… Golden STATUS Humor that will get you LIKEd… LIKE IF you say “never mind” when you don’t feel like repeating yourself.  (4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) The biggest mistake I have made in my life is letting people stay in my life far longer than they deserve… Mornings come in 3 […]

Merry Christmas Pug, Sexy Light Show, & Holiday Statuses

December 23, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

HO HO HO, get your Holiday Status on share these… Christmas Status Updates for Facebook: When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) My neighbor put up his Christmas lights today. I bet hes pissed that I beat him to it. I put […]

Lifting Weight, Laugh & Pop, & Great Statuses

November 29, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more LIKEs per status share these… Great Status Updates for Facebook: That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) When FB stalking someone & I find out their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas. 546 pictures? Don’t mind if I do! LIKE if you […]

Dodgeball Backflip, Sup Dog, & Motivational Statuses

November 10, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Be a local hero share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: No one asks for their life to change, but it does. It’s what you do afterwards that counts, that’s when you find out who you are.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) We all have that ONE person that we always have feelings for no […]

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