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Pen Spinning, Baby Elephant & Great Status Posts

April 30, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Be LIKEable on Facebook, share these… Great Status Posts that will get you LIKEs: LIKE if you hate when you… say something funny & then someone says it louder & gets the credit. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) That amazing moment when you find money in your clothes that you forgot was there. […]

Backwards Words, Adorable Kitty, & Funny Statuses for Facebook

January 30, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Be LIKEable share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: If you never jumped from couch to couch as kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun. Fall in love. Regret nothing, and don’t let people bring […]

Salesman Comedian, Awkward Relationships, & Great Statuses

January 5, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more LIKEs share these… GREAT Status Updates for Facebook: That awesome moment when you say something really funny and everyone laughs, so you just sit there like a boss.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) The problem with reality is a lack of background music. After sending a risky text, one minute seems like an […]

Card Fail, Bag’O’Puppies, & Awesome Statuses

November 28, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Be a local hero share these…. Awesome Status Updates for Facebook: To me, “being the bigger person” means wishing a happy birthday on Facebook to people who did not wish me one. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap. Silly barber, always puts my superman cape on backwards. […]

Dog Vs. Stairs, Darn Smart Kids, & Funny Status Updates

August 5, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Make your Facebook Friends laugh… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Most people don’t act stupid – it’s the real thing. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. There’s no fool like an old fool. But some of you young fools are showing real promise. I […]

Illegal Parking Solution, Hangover Cat, & 16 Cool Statuses

August 3, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Something for everyone… 16 Very Cool Status Updates: Enough with the procrastination, it’s time for excuses. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) Sunny today with a slight chance of me going outside to enjoy it. Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends. I have some pretty hilarious inside jokes with myself. […]

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