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- The problem with reality is a lack of background music.
- After sending a risky text, one minute seems like an eternity.
- That awkward moment when you’re scuba diving and you see Adele rolling in the deep.
- Best invention ever; a mirror that takes pictures
- To hate a person is a waste; half the people you hate don’t care, and the other half don’t know.
- Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social network, not a diary.
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- All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
- Requesting a table in the “Hot Waitress” section should be socially acceptable.
- Turning off the downstairs lights and running upstairs so no one kills you…
- Never underestimate my power to get absolutely nothing done all day.
- Ameri-fact: Mitt is actually short for Mittens Romney.
- That awkward moment when you know something but you don’t know how to explain it.
- You know what’s huge in Japan? Sumo wrestlers. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Relationships on Facebook gone Bad…
Forever Alone! Just one of many awkward Facebook relationship statuses that you’ll come across in 2012.
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