Steve has to say everything Ellen tells him to.. HILARIOUS!
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Walking Into Glass Doors – Ellen
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Safety First, 20 Statuses, Ellen Scares Eric Stonestreet
Safety First Safety is obviously her main concern. 20 Funny Statuses: Trying to finish a dream by going back to sleep! Looking at your best friend and laughing uncontrollably for no reason When you text someone to say you are outside their house instead of knocking. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight! […]
Super Pumpkin, Hilarious Halloween Costume Ideas, & Witty Statuses
Step your status game up, share these… 20 Witty Status Updates: I love sleep so much, it’s the first thing I want to do when I wake up. I’ve got bad news: Today is not Friday, Tomorrow is not Friday, Even the day after tomorrow is not Friday. (Cry) People say circumcision doesn’t hurt. I […]
Emma Stone, Roller Coasters, & Great Status Posts
Be LIKEable on FB, share these… Great Facebook Statuses: Hey, I found your Nose, it was in my business again. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) What’s the opposite of opposite? That gross moment when you find a hair in your food. Oh, your boyfriend cheated on you? Please, tell me more about how […]
Scaring People, Electrokitty, & Funny Statuses
Get the LIKEs you deserve, share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: We all have that one friend who doesn’t know how to whisper. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) How does my bladder know when I’ve found the most comfortable position in my bed? If you lick the air, does it get wet? Shutting down […]