Safety First, 20 Statuses, Ellen Scares Eric Stonestreet

Safety is obviously her main concern.

Trying to finish a dream by going back to sleep!
Looking at your best friend and laughing uncontrollably for no reason
When you text someone to say you are outside their house instead of knocking.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight!
That awkward moment when you find something hilarious… but no one else does.
Secretly hoping to find money in vending machines.
I hate those awkward moments when your friends parents are yelling at them.
I`m gonna sneeze… No I`m not… Yes I am… Oh… Maybe not… ACHOOOOO!
I tend to say `I don’t know` when I’m just too lazy to think.
Sometimes I like to piss you off just because it`s funny.
I saw the `typing` icon for like 5 minutes on chat. you said `ok`. WTH?
My bed is suddenly so much more comfortable when I hear my alarm ring at 6 A.M.
I want to. But I shouldn’t. But I REALLY want to.
When my parents say, “We need to talk to you.” I immediately start to think of everything I’ve done wrong to make up a legit excuse.
Imagine how bad it would be if everyone could hear what you`re thinking.
Being single doesn’t necessarily mean you`re available.
The moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you.
If you tailgate me, I will intentionally slow down to piss you off.
Why does all the awesome stuff I do happen when no-one is looking?
Yes, I can take a joke. That just wasn’t funny.

Watch Eric Stonestreet fall right into Ellen’s trap!

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