Safety is obviously her main concern.
20 Funny Statuses:
- Trying to finish a dream by going back to sleep!
- Looking at your best friend and laughing uncontrollably for no reason
- When you text someone to say you are outside their house instead of knocking.
- A smile is a curve that sets everything straight!
- That awkward moment when you find something hilarious… but no one else does.
- Secretly hoping to find money in vending machines.
- I hate those awkward moments when your friends parents are yelling at them.
- I`m gonna sneeze… No I`m not… Yes I am… Oh… Maybe not… ACHOOOOO!
- I tend to say `I don’t know` when I’m just too lazy to think.
- Sometimes I like to piss you off just because it`s funny.
- I saw the `typing` icon for like 5 minutes on chat. you said `ok`. WTH?
- My bed is suddenly so much more comfortable when I hear my alarm ring at 6 A.M.
- I want to. But I shouldn’t. But I REALLY want to.
- When my parents say, “We need to talk to you.” I immediately start to think of everything I’ve done wrong to make up a legit excuse.
- Imagine how bad it would be if everyone could hear what you`re thinking.
- Being single doesn’t necessarily mean you`re available.
- The moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you.
- If you tailgate me, I will intentionally slow down to piss you off.
- Why does all the awesome stuff I do happen when no-one is looking?
- Yes, I can take a joke. That just wasn’t funny.
Ellen Scares Eric Stonestreet
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