Awesome ways to get LIKEd share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Doing nothing all day feels great, realizing you did nothing all day, not so great. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) If you can’t take a joke.. don’t walk around looking like one. When I am home alone and I hear a noise, I […]
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Angry Pup, Confusing Escalator, & Funny Statuses
Get more LIKEs share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: That awkward moment when someone likes your Facebook picture you uploaded 8 months ago. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) Facebook reminds me daily how moving out of my hometown was a great idea. Dear Tequila, you were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a […]
20 Funny Statuses for the Weekend
The world famous weekend wrap -up is here and we’ve got something for everyone. Share our statuses with some good friends and you’ll get some guaranteed laughs! Status Updates for the Weekend: Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) The factory of the future will have […]
Ignore your work/school and Facebook some more already!
Happy Wednesday folks. Have the Wittiest Status on Facebook by posting these… Funny Statuses of the Day: You don’t have to be an idiot to work here. We’ll train you. This isn’t an office. It’s hell with fluorescent lighting. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) “Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe she’s a […]