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I Hate Using This Touch Pad…

September 18, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

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Old Spice Viral Vid, Cute Cats, & LIKEable Status Updates

February 3, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Great responses by sharing these… LIKEable Status Updates for Facebook: Who else had one of those pens with a million colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once? (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) There is NEVER a valid reason to like your own status on Facebook. Hardest thing ever? Controlling your laughter at […]

Russian Military Dance, Cat in a Box, & Funny Statuses

November 15, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Hilarious Facebook related content just for you… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: If facebook showed how many times I visited your profile, I’m dead. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) For every minute spent in organizing, an hour is earned. If you want to succeed, you should strike out on new paths rather than travel the […]

Funny Halloween Pranks, Cute Cats, & Classic Status Updates

October 27, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Be a local Facebook hero post these… Classic Facebook Status Updates: What happens in your lifetime, goes on Facebook & Twitter. Remember that. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) Pressing the elevator button a million times, thinking it will make it come faster. Karaoke bars combine two of the world’s great evils: People who shouldn’t drink […]

Kitty on Bike, Baby Eats Strawberries, & Funny Status Updates

May 31, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Be the local Facebook celebrity by posting our… Funny Status Updates: When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) When I say “wow, that’s crazy”, 99 percent of the time, it means I haven’t been listening to a word […]

HUGE Mid Week Status Boost!

March 16, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Get tons of comments & likes this Wednesday by posting these… Funny Statuses: Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege! (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) I want my children to have the things I never had. Then, I want to move in with them. […]

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